Rabbit Hats

I was on the brink of an emotional separation process with my wife, the problem being the amount of time and money i invest in my shop tinkering with 3d printers and vintage cars. The solution BUY THIS HAT. Imagine my disbelief and shock when i get a call from my wife while at work that "another stupid box of parts" was delivered. I took a deep breath and told her to open it. The phone went silent, then boom an audible shriek of happiness. BINGO! she saw the hat before anything else(thank you for not including receipt) I told her to put on the hat, and send me cute photos immediately. It worked, she was distracted with the hat and i was able to avoid a major meltdown. It's been a whole month now and everyday i get home I'm greeted at the door by my wife in her little rabbit hat and a homecooked meal waiting for me. Life has never been better.

It's a rabbit, it's a hat, it's an essential piece of ERCF kit. Cheaper than therapy and cheaper than drugs.